sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

I Think Today I Will Inhabit The Mind Body And Soul Of One Very Special Tumblr User

U Wish It Could Be U

lewwd:

choose ur fighter

magnetic-deflection:

balaclava-trismegistus:

balaclava-trismegistus:

got a cool new jacket lemme post a pic

looks great .hey yuore kinda cute

hellbabyfromhell:

I am living vicariously through you and its so boring. Do something interesting

One lucky Slimetony follower will win an exclusive all expense paid trip to my apartment where you’ll get to ride in the passenger seat of my Saab as I drunk drive to buy a pork shoulder at Jewel Osco

gay-jewish-bucky:

slimetony:

slimetony:

I illegally sold the rights to the Randy Your Sticks post to several venture capital firms and I ran off with all the money to Dayton Ohio where I’ve built a beautiful life with my wife and twelve children

eleven children

what happened to the twelfth?

The Dayton Ohio Child Endangerer got him or her

slimetony:

I illegally sold the rights to the Randy Your Sticks post to several venture capital firms and I ran off with all the money to Dayton Ohio where I’ve built a beautiful life with my wife and twelve children

eleven children

I illegally sold the rights to the Randy Your Sticks post to several venture capital firms and I ran off with all the money to Dayton Ohio where I’ve built a beautiful life with my wife and twelve children

slimetony:

I am going to lose my job at NASA all the astronauts fell out of the rocket becuase i forgot to put a door on it🙈

I thought every thing was going well until a guy fell out

I am going to lose my job at NASA all the astronauts fell out of the rocket becuase i forgot to put a door on it🙈

Drunk dialing my attorney and asking if she woild hate me if i got sued by everyone on earth

slimetony:

Scientists would get a lot more studies done if they would just get together and agree on doing one very big experiment that answers all the questions we have

Crashing two trucks full of chemicals into eachother at high speeds to figure out if that would cause something crazy to happen

Scientists would get a lot more studies done if they would just get together and agree on doing one very big experiment that answers all the questions we have

costcopizzablog:

August 20, 2022 - Maplewood, MN