grox:
We should torment the alien today
bro how fucking long this 2019 shit gonna go on for
6'1 fat white guy convention came into town and we just stood there with our hands in our pockets
I am worried that if i got in a car accident with a girl i would fall in love with her so i am driving twenty miles under the hour per hour speed limit
Sorry that came out wrong this benz is hard to text and drive in
I am worried that if i got in a car accident with a girl i would fall in love with her so i am driving twenty miles under the hour per hour speed limit
We’re all just fucking beautiful meat-bags made of stardust on a giant rock hurling through space without any- *someone tells me there are no girls in the audience* oh. yo my dick weird
(whispering to the flight attendant) fantastic… very helpful. i’ve noticed you’re wearing the same clothing as several other people… why is that