shinolavolume1:

TONIGHT WE LET THE FINNISH LONG DRINK DO THE TALKING!

ca-dmv-bot:

Customer: YOU FOOL
DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL

Verdict: DENIED

dyketallica:

beyond obsessed w this pic of bootsy collins. wizard drip impeccable

slimetony:

My hydroflask is leaking somehow and i keep tossing it on my bed throughout the day and retrieving it later and now theres several damp spots on my mattress i have to sleep around. I will probably do nothing to prevent this from happening in the future. Thank you for letting me tell you about my day

Just found out someone shot at the former pesident

My hydroflask is leaking somehow and i keep tossing it on my bed throughout the day and retrieving it later and now theres several damp spots on my mattress i have to sleep around. I will probably do nothing to prevent this from happening in the future. Thank you for letting me tell you about my day

slimetony:

This bird shit on my bag

But its fine

lakevida:

you wouldnt be treating me like this if you knew how prolific a poster i was on the no job no sex no drugs no drinking no tan lines no music taste no apartment no drivers license website

This bird shit on my bag

Everybody else is at the zoo for pokemon go but ive found myself taking incredibly poor photos of the military helicopters flying over chicago today

kushblazer666:

lakevida:

im the state elevator inspector i was just jumping up and down in there as hard as i could for seven and a half fuckin hours

mathew:

cheddar-baby:

sacred-portal:

Untitled (Blue Divided by Blue), Mark Rothko, 1966, Acrylic on paper

theundergroundwoman:

this is what it feels like to see a mutual’s post you disagree with on your dash