socialmaya:

grox:

We should torment the alien today

slimetony:

slimetony:

I am worried that if i got in a car accident with a girl i would fall in love with her so i am driving twenty miles under the hour per hour speed limit

Sorry that came out wrong this benz is hard to text and drive in

I have the right of way

pissvortex:

bro how fucking long this 2019 shit gonna go on for

beadyeyes:

prohaloplayer:

6'1 fat white guy convention came into town and we just stood there with our hands in our pockets

slimetony:

I am worried that if i got in a car accident with a girl i would fall in love with her so i am driving twenty miles under the hour per hour speed limit

Sorry that came out wrong this benz is hard to text and drive in

I am worried that if i got in a car accident with a girl i would fall in love with her so i am driving twenty miles under the hour per hour speed limit

angelicguy:

We’re all just fucking beautiful meat-bags made of stardust on a giant rock hurling through space without any- *someone tells me there are no girls in the audience* oh. yo my dick weird

wordsaladimages:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

(whispering to the flight attendant) fantastic… very helpful. i’ve noticed you’re wearing the same clothing as several other people… why is that

wayneradiotv: