rolling a smoke grenade into the wendy’s ahead of me and tactically approaching the counter. I attempt to order but start choking on the smoke and try to cough directly in the face of the cashier in front of me but my germs just bounce off the gas mask she already put on when she saw me pulling in to the parking lot
“We might see an R-rated Play-DOH movie, ‘cause with Play-Doh, you have the ability- say you were going to make a new Star Wars movie, right, and you’re bogged down with all this like- oh we gotta have Darth Vader, oh we gotta have Luke Skywalker, oh we gotta have Han Solo. With the Play-Doh movie, basically anything you can shape with your hands with the clay becomes a character in the movie, which basically gives you unlimited power for as many movies as possible.”
everyone come over i made chocolate chip cookies only two dozen though so some of you will have to fight to the death in the street. sorry. unlimited tap water
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