In light of her 11 year prison sentence, I would like to share my favorite Elizabeth Holmes text.
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Youre telling me the bartender is a mouse? Shes a girl whos a mouse? *chuckles warmly* That’s pretty out there. I’m too old for that kind of thing, but you have fun with that. *to myself after you walk away, but with no trace of spite in my voice* A bartender who’s a mouse… what will they think of next?
commercial: our new strawberry flavor!
really really really sad man: whats even the point
Let’s all go to McDonald’s and ask if they have the White Gilgamesh. The spirit of Enkidu will rise up from the underworld and with his rage rend the sky in two, cause mountains to shiver away in fear, dry up the canals and marshes, and split the earth into a thousand canyons!
Tumblrs premiere smile poster frowned today.